About EmanLaibrookPg
Aimee Garcia:
Aimee Garcia Naked
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Information:
Name: Aimee Garcia
Born: 1978-11-28
Height: 0
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Filmography:
The Alibi (2006), Mercy Street (2006), Universal Signs (2008), Dirty (2005), CSI (2007)
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Thandie Newton:
Thandie Newton Naked
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Information:
Name: Thandie Newton
Born: 1972-11-06
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
American Dad! (2006), Brit Awards 1996 (1996), Flirting (1991), The Chronicles of Riddick (2004), How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
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Denise Richards:
Denise Richards Naked
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Information:
Name: Denise Richards
Born: 1971-02-17
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Entertainment Tonight (2003), Beverly Hills, 90210 (1992), Yo puta (2004), Friends (2001), Death from Above: The Making of 'Starship Troopers' (2002)
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A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and
address?"
"I'm Paddy
O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the
second drunk,
and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I
live in
the flat above Paddy."
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I
failed every subject except for
algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!
TimoFnamQv
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
cream sundae ?
Skiing sir !
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
bats, creepy-crawlies, demons,
ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves
and yetis.
Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in
alphabetical
order?
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Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch
someone
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"
Client: "After
hearing your amazing argument in court this morning,
I'm beginning
to think I didn't."
DelrickMakisVA
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I
don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other
one.
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What do you get if you
cross a dog and a sheep
?
A sheep that can round itself up !
PippinoJeramyZj
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
lanes of
traffic.
He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You
drinkin'?"
The driver said, "You buyin'?"
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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