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Ashley Greene:
Ashley Greene
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Information:
Name: Ashley Greene
Born: 1987-02-21
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Crossing Jordan (2006), Punk'd (2005), Twilight (2008), Summer (2009), New Moon (2009)
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops ! Kn
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Did you hear
about the ghoul's favorite
hotel? It had running rot and mould in every
room.
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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.
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I went to a restaurant that serves
-breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the
Renaissance.
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After the fall in
Garden of Eden, Adam
was walking with his sons Cain and
Abel. They passed by the ruins of
the Garden of Eden. One of the boys
asked, "What's that?" Adam
replied, "Boys, that's where your
mother ate
us out of house and
home."
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"Look, guide, here are some LION
tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they
came
from."
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What should a football team do if the pitch is
flooded ?
Bring on their subs !
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
hair?
A bald beagle!
FrecaJerNC
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of
Real Men around to do
it.
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