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Information:
Name: Marcia Gay Harden
Born: 1959-08-14
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Thin Air (2000), Thomas Kinkade's Home for Christmas (2008), Pollock (2000), The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2001), Willa Cather: The Road Is All (2005)
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What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
FaeganMuataBf
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell
me all
about it!
ChalmersHurlbertwP
What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
OrbertHotahhH
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said
"DON'T
WALK".
RemyRandalRT
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while
you're having your lunch?"
"It's okay with me lady," said the
plumber, "as long as you don't
splash my sandwiches."
BarklieOkeefeSC
A nurse was
showing some student
nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most
hazardous
section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are
almost
well."
ParnallBabafemiVN
Why was he woman arrested on a
cattle ranch
for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
RadnorMathersdb
A regular at Bob's Bar
came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that
appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said
Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for
both of them."
HennessyFlemmingmO
Why is psychoanalysis
a lot quicker
for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to
childhood, a man is already
there.
FrewinKyeVI
Did you hear about the
vampire who had an
eye for the ladies?
He used to keep it in his back pocket.
SuidhneVanAkenhM