About AlphonsusJacksonCj
Jenna Mattison:
Jenna Mattison
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Information:
Name: Jenna Mattison
Born: 1972-08-07
Height: 0
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Filmography:
Beverly Hills, 90210 (1995), Married with Children (1995), Fish Without a Bicycle (2003), Sugar Hill (0), No Maps for These Territories (2000)
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Mads Mikkelsen:
Mads Mikkelsen
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Information:
Name: Mads Mikkelsen
Born: 1965-11-22
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Elsker dig for evigt (2002), Zulu Awards '07 - Den røde løber (2007), King Arthur (2004), Meyerheim (0), Die Tür (2009)
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How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !
DesEudavcg
Did you hear about the TV show
with FBI
agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.
EbanAverylr
Q: What did the football say to the football
player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
KeonAdamikgz
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
RenshawGarethxn
An American tourist is
visiting
China. After visiting all the tourist
attractions he decides to
inquire about the people and askes his guide:
"How large is the
population here?"
"Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers
American,
After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
DarvinGiollabrighdehM
Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
ShaylonBogyBk
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy monster: Yes -
it's green and wrinkly !
MachauKalbQj
Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus !
SaltonGerraldnJ
Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the
lead guitarists who are
hogging the light.
VincenzoPerrenpQ
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chair
!
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions !
GowyrKennOR